bisexualharley:

Listen, if you give me only verbal instructions, understand that I will not understand a word you said no matter how good they were if it’s more than one or two steps

alrightanakin:

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

Originally posted by risingmind

kitfisto:

me to my gamer girl wife: sometimes i feel like there are 4 ppl in this marriage.. u, me, video games and weed… and its sick babe love u im so blessed 

hasure:

sighinastorm:

nexomify:

sighinastorm:

BOYS. AND GIRLS. OF EV-E-RY AGE

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME-THING STRANGE

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

BIG FAT ANIME TIDDIES

mariolucario493:

Viktor Krum rescues Hermione Granger by half-transfiguring into a shark during the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, February 24, 1995

moontouched-moogle:

doom-exe:

mindblowingfactz:

A man in Shaanxi, China, recently realized that the long-handled, blunt-ended object he’d been using for 25 years to crack walnuts was actually a live hand grenade. source

image via cri

How did he find out?

Cracked a walnut too hard